james has a sirius problem with expectations.

( Application for [JAMES SIRIUS POTTER] )

Nothing says getting into character like wearing Gaston's tights or whatever these are all day. On the bright side, apparently the flour sack likes it when I look ridiculous—she hasn't stopped giggling for hours. On the not so bright side, giggling is not conducive to sleeping. Aren't babies—even fake ones—supposed to sleep at some point?

It's so creepy. Anyone remember that old film about the doll that came to life? I feel like I am living that. It's going to stab me in my sleep, I just know it.

[Quinn]
I can't-

We need to talk.

[Rose]
I don't really know what to do, Rose.

[Albus]
Was I total jackass last night?

I heard through the grapevine that you've got some fun news, yourself.

[Added Later]
[Quinn]
So, thanks for the potion.

Brill.

[Rose]
So. Here's the thing. I'll pay you 10 galleons and all of my NEWT notes for you to babysit this sack of shite flour when this thing starts.


No kids, please and thank you. Don't tell Q—she'll break up with me.



I wonder if the baking club would use the spawn to make babycakes. Remind me to ask.
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[Warded to Al, Eggs, Louis and Lucy]
Are you lot alright? I heard there was a bit of a mess in the common rooms when Prefects were checking packages. Rose got hit with it and I wanted to make sure all of you were alright. I'm bringing Rose her homework, so if any of you did have the misfortune of dealing with it, I can bring you whatever you need, too.

I don't think I've ever been so grateful for a five hour break between my classes. Can't decide if I want to use my time for a game or something, but the point is five hours outside. At this point, I don't even care if it is raining, however lightly. Don't worry, though. I'll make sure I don't track in any water or mud.

[Rose]
Just so you know, what I wanted to say before all hell broke loose. You're not a disappointment. Look at you, Rosie. You've got your badge and a good view of where you're heading. You've got a brilliant head on your shoulders and while I envy you sometimes? I'm really just fucking proud that you're my cousin. And my best friend.

Long story short: shut the fuck up, you're perfect. Capiche?

[Quinnie]
You, me, hot cocoa. Do you have rounds tonight, HG?

Told you lot my week was going to be awesome. Haters to the left.

And now I'm starting this one off with detention. Awesome.


[Rosie.]
Fuck.
[End.]

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THIS WEEK IS/IS GOING TO BE AWESOME:

10. I got an unmarked package in the post this morning. I BET I KNOW WHICH UNCLE THIS IS FROM.

9. There's a meteor shower on Thursday night. Extra Astronomy time? Wicked.

8. Hogsmeade on Saturday; Honeydukes —> Self-Explanatory.

7. My co-host is ginger again. Rosie, roses aren't blonde.

6. No more early morning practices for the rest of the week.

5. Care package from mum arriving tomorrow.

4. I didn't fall into the lake.

3. Home Ec club = potential extra baked goods needing a taste tester.

2. Movie about pastries? Should have lumped this one with #3. Whatever.

1. I am James Potter. Yes? Yes.